First I down votes this because fuck tucker Carlson, and believed it's something he would actually do. Then I realized I ate the onion, got a big grin and upvotes it.
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I'm eating this onion, it's too damn credible.
At first I was like, "Man, the Onion has gone downhill. These stories are supposed to sound both ridiculous and credible, not just ridiculous." Then I remembered that George Santos is a drag queen.
Tucker Carlson did do a interview with a guy who said he smoked crack with Obama and then had sex with him multiple times, so this really isn't that off topic for tucker
I’m sorry the what now?
It's the Onion
…clearly I ate it.