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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First I down votes this because fuck tucker Carlson, and believed it's something he would actually do. Then I realized I ate the onion, got a big grin and upvotes it.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm eating this onion, it's too damn credible.

[–] DaSaw@midwest.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At first I was like, "Man, the Onion has gone downhill. These stories are supposed to sound both ridiculous and credible, not just ridiculous." Then I remembered that George Santos is a drag queen.

[–] halferect@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Tucker Carlson did do a interview with a guy who said he smoked crack with Obama and then had sex with him multiple times, so this really isn't that off topic for tucker

[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

…clearly I ate it.