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Flirting (slrpnk.net)
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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 87 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you use lube there's a lot less smoke.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Always lube your metal gear, or else it’ll break down.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (5 children)

metal gear??

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Snake! Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Psycho Mantis?

[–] kionay@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You're that ninja

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

“You knew??”

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

metal gear solid is a game. that is all i know

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard Metal Gear is a pretty solid game.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn't afraid of anyone.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A Hind D?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Currently going through this. Girl I like is responding positively to my rants about Gondor.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

Good luck!

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn, wish I had a split personality so I could actually flirt for once.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 10 points 10 months ago

It's less split personality and more unmasking the autism you're masking 90% of the time.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Did she make your metal gear.... solid?

Raiden sunglasses

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

❗

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

/#myteam 🤘🏼

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 10 months ago

Anal sphincter. Out!

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

smoking WHAT?

[–] mydoomlessaccount 5 points 10 months ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry