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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you use lube there's a lot less smoke.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Always lube your metal gear, or else it’ll break down.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Snake! Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kionay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You're that ninja

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

“You knew??”

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

metal gear solid is a game. that is all i know

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I heard Metal Gear is a pretty solid game.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn't afraid of anyone.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Currently going through this. Girl I like is responding positively to my rants about Gondor.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago
[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, wish I had a split personality so I could actually flirt for once.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

It's less split personality and more unmasking the autism you're masking 90% of the time.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did she make your metal gear.... solid?

Raiden sunglasses

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

/#myteam 🤘🏼

Anal sphincter. Out!

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mydoomlessaccount 5 points 1 year ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry