The monster just has to say "no homo" first
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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if it ain't homo, it ain't fun.
Or after, doesnt really matter
But then you would be able to hear the monster and wake up
What if the monster is my uncle
What if the monster is my aunt
What if the uncle is my step brother who is actually adopted and my secret dad from an orgy that my mom did 21 years ago.
Sleep with one foot out of cover to tempt them to take you is my preference
If only I could find that comic...
The monster under my bed likes to be tied up and savagely railed.
Good luck, you can't say no homo in your sleep.
What if the monster is the opposite sex tho?
Or just not your own gender. Most monsters I come up with asexually reproduce and don't have trivial things like gender or sex.