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C-130 rollin down the strip,
64 ponies on a one way trip,
Mission clop secret, destination unknown,
Don’t even know if they’re ever prancin home.
Stand up, hook up, trot to the door,
Jump right out at the count of four,
If my main don’t open wide,
It’s likely because a horse was not designed for the parachute and this resulted in a disaster.
Mission Clop secret broke me haha
Airborne!
Please tell me you didn't use chatgpt for this.
I actually wrote this from memory and replaced some of the words with a horse theme. …but now I want to see what ChatGPT can make for a motivational airborne horse cadence.
“When it comes to throwing horses out of airplanes, just say ‘neigh.’”
PETA could never
While I understand that it is a statistical rarity for horses to die from being thrown from a plane, it does happen on occasion. I'm currently dealing with my insurance provider trying to get my payment after my car was totalled by a flying Clydesdale last week
Dibs on Flying Clydesdale for my band name
Damn are the writers strikes hitting the Onion as well?
Parachutes for the Emergency Transit of Animals
I’m really bothered that, I’m not sure if the onion is making it up, or if they are making fun of PETA for the ad that PETA was crazy enough to actually run
Or is it the point that satire is so truly dead that I’m thinking that it could be a real ad…
Bill Gates seeds the clouds with horses to control the weather
I only checked the title now, I thought the image was picturing peta as the plane, it made more sense.
Big whiff. If you're going to make fun of an activist organization at least make it a good joke.
It's PETA, those dipshits claimed that milk causes autism.
They're also the organization that steals pets from people's yard and puts them in PETA's all kill shelter.
yeah, that's a stretch. It was two employees going rogue. And they were fired immediately.
It's happened more than once.
In 2007, a PETA worker in Virginia was arrested and charged with a felony count of theft after she was found to be in possession of a sheriff's hunting dog. The charge was eventually reduced to a misdemeanor and dismissed entirely in 2008:
I also can't actually find any evidence that the employees who took the girl's dog were fired at all. I'd imagine that it happened after PETA lost the lawsuit, but again, I can't find it.