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Cunt out-cunts Cunt (chaser.com.au)

submitted 6 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Shocking news as the world leaders at being total cunts came together to try and out-cunt each other.

This comes as a war criminal cunt went to the White House to visit the felon Cunt-in-chief.

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[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)


Felon		War criminal
	🤝
	Cunts

[–] fizzyvelcro@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

We’re doing tables for layout again, web 1.0 is back!

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago

HOLY TABLES!

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Oh, man, lemmy does tables? Damn! nobody told me!

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Putin: I have a plan on how to destroy the us.

Trump: (opens mouth)

Putin: ... That's better than mine!

[–] ShareMySims@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago

Obligatory "they lack the warmth and depth.."

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There has never been a more apt title in the history of media.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Which one was out cunted?

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 11 points 6 months ago

Yes

[–] hallettj@leminal.space 1 points 6 months ago

Probably refers to Trump's proposal to mass deport Palestinians, and to turn Palestine into a "luxury riviera". But given Netanyahu's own horrifying behavior I respect the stylistic choice of the article leaving it ambiguous.

[–] booganiganie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Please cunts are useful..

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I personally love cunts.

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Donald Trump should kill himself. That is the best value he could possibly give to the world.