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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

They're clever. Cheaters, uh, find a way.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Anon volunteers for Neuralink

[–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

run it in a vm

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I remember so little from my studies I do tend to wonder if it would really have cheating to… er… cheat. Higher education was like this horrendous ordeal where I had to perform insane memorisation tasks between binge drinking, and all so I could get my foot in the door as a dev and then start learning real skills on the job (e.g. “agile” didn’t even exist yet then, only XP. Build servers and source control were in their infancy. Unit tests the distant dreams of a madman.)

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I mean at this point just commit to the fraud and pay someone who actually knows how to code to take your exam for you.

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Why do they even care? it's not like your future bosses are going to give a flying fuck how you get your code. at least, they won't until you cause the machine uprising or something.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

They absolutely will. Companies hire programmers because they specifically need people who can code. Why would I hire someone to throw prompts into ChatGPT? I can do that myself. In the time it take me to write to an employee instructing them on the code I want them to create with ChatGPT, I could just throw a prompt into ChatGPT myself.

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