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[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The way is shut
It is kept by those who are dead
The way is shut.

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

*It is kept by those who are married ... And have a really awkward relationship

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

And their tone keeps changing so you can't tell if it's sarcasm or not

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Just call them babe too, and feign ignorance when they say that’s not their name.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

You escape by finding the six-shooter in the office desk loaded with one bullet.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Babe I can handle.

Progressive extensions of "My wittle hunny-bunny shnookie-wookums"...?

I'm turning them into a fine mist with my bare hands.

[–] Blueteamsecguy 2 points 10 months ago

I say these.

It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it's hilarious to me

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the plot of an episode of The Office

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You burn it, you buy it!

Oh good! I’ll be your first customer!

Love it

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You took me by the hand

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey, hey, we have laws about torture.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

You have laws?

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago

Is the couple Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis, in character as the two a-holes?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

this would be in violation of the 8th amendment

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just say 'melon' a bunch of times.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I still don't know if that was a bug or if the dev purposely did that.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

🎵 Babe. I got you babe.🎵

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

The only one I call "babe" is my dog. And he's deaf so I don't think he cares.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I'm more of a darlin' kind of person.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

No you're schmoopi!