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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The way is shut
It is kept by those who are dead
The way is shut.

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

*It is kept by those who are married ... And have a really awkward relationship

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

And their tone keeps changing so you can't tell if it's sarcasm or not

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Just call them babe too, and feign ignorance when they say that’s not their name.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You escape by finding the six-shooter in the office desk loaded with one bullet.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Babe I can handle.

Progressive extensions of "My wittle hunny-bunny shnookie-wookums"...?

I'm turning them into a fine mist with my bare hands.

[–] Blueteamsecguy 2 points 1 year ago

I say these.

It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it's hilarious to me

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the plot of an episode of The Office

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You burn it, you buy it!

Oh good! I’ll be your first customer!

Love it

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You took me by the hand

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, hey, we have laws about torture.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You have laws?

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Is the couple Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis, in character as the two a-holes?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

this would be in violation of the 8th amendment

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just say 'melon' a bunch of times.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I still don't know if that was a bug or if the dev purposely did that.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

🎵 Babe. I got you babe.🎵

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

The only one I call "babe" is my dog. And he's deaf so I don't think he cares.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm more of a darlin' kind of person.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

No you're schmoopi!