And there is no escape
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
RELATED COMMUNITIES:
The way is shut
It is kept by those who are dead
The way is shut.
*It is kept by those who are married ... And have a really awkward relationship
And their tone keeps changing so you can't tell if it's sarcasm or not
Just call them babe too, and feign ignorance when they say that’s not their name.
You escape by finding the six-shooter in the office desk loaded with one bullet.
Babe I can handle.
Progressive extensions of "My wittle hunny-bunny shnookie-wookums"...?
I'm turning them into a fine mist with my bare hands.
I say these.
It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it's hilarious to me
This is the plot of an episode of The Office
You burn it, you buy it!
Oh good! I’ll be your first customer!
Love it
You took me by the hand
Hey, hey, we have laws about torture.
You have laws?
Is the couple Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis, in character as the two a-holes?
this would be in violation of the 8th amendment
Just say 'melon' a bunch of times.
I still don't know if that was a bug or if the dev purposely did that.
🎵 Babe. I got you babe.🎵
The only one I call "babe" is my dog. And he's deaf so I don't think he cares.
I'm more of a darlin' kind of person.
No you're schmoopi!