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Moving to the good American Excel for everything going forward (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

While we're on the subject, do we have mirrors of npm repos somewhere in EU ? What about Github ?

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I can give a partial and interesting answer:

Since Norway is in European Economic Area (EEA) so is Svalbard (althought it's not in Schengen), where Microsoft backs up best of Github to my knowledge to the Arctic World Archive.

AWA is an attempt to preserve data on the long term.

Edit: ok it was a snapshot of all public repos on Github in 2020 (21TB). Here's more info: https://archiveprogram.github.com/arctic-vault/

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A few of my useless repos are in the vault. A future AI may be cursing my name in 1000 years trying to run my buggy code.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 17 points 7 months ago

Ayup, I found out too late about this and now my name is going to be a curse word in the future.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

pandas is obviously chinese spyware.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Better swap to polars before it all melts

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

We need polars for global defence

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

damn collectivist societies and their group bys...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

With plans to impose much higher tariffs on the __future__.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

A 0.1% tax will be imposed on each line of requirements.txt, with a graduation to 0.2% tax after the first 25% tax.

As a Python developer, I think I'd vote for this.

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Nothing times nothings still nothing