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Figure out a way to burn it completely and cleanly. Infinite power.
But I guess it depends on how long it takes to magic out of thin air.
If I could do millions per second, I might be able to get some time off. If it was 1 per second, then not really viable.
Although would add carbon to the environment (as opposed to unlocking millennia old carbon).
So, feed those that need fed. I guess
Do my thing while standing by the microwave, that magical box which turns slightly stale bread into hot steamy fresh bread again.
Slice it. Toast it. Add toppings. Endless tapas.
According to wikipedia, the atmosphere has a mass of about 5.15×10^18 kg and a baguette has a minimum mass of 8×10^-2 kg
I only need to create 6.4×10^19 baguettes
Now i have to figure out how to monetize this
I would rain down ~~bagels~~ baguettes upon my enemies’ heads! Muhahaha.
Baguettes AND bagels is too OP. Not fair.
Apparently I can’t read well the first 30 minutes of the day.
Baguettes just dump out of Trumps butt whenever he makes a public appearance
Why not just cover the Whitehouse in baguettes 100s of meters high, while simultaneously filling the rooms with so much baguette you can't even move.
Could probably launch my own line of bagel chips (or bagel crisps), I'd never need to buy the main ingredient.
Ergot farming.
Definitely on the 'use it to assassinate billionaires and malicious politicians' bandwagon.
One that's done, I'm spending the rest of my life traveling to feed birds at various parks, beaches, etc.
Edit - also slightly stale is perfect for making banh mi. My lunch game is about to to kick up a notch.
Trickle them slowly enough onto the GE so they keep their value so I can sustain my membership through bonds.
I could probably get a job at either of my local grocery store bakery departments with that.
Killing a two-headed squirrel near Mt Rainier.
I challenge Karl, King of Ducks, for his crown.
I could make a bunch of Runescape players very happy, I guess.
Start a stuffing and bread pudding restaurant, or a fencing school. En Garde!