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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 66 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Big if true

... (well, bigger than zero at least)

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

(i = 0; i < data.length; i++)

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

btw you put a hashtag then space to make your text big. You can do more hashtags up to 6 in a row to make them smaller:

h1

h2

h3

h4

h5
h6

(h1-6 is the way you call them in html)

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

might just be your client then

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 2 points 10 months ago

I do find it funny the spacing is larger though

https://i.imgur.com/nLJuFwZ.png

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Wait till they hear about 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110

[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

what the binary says"trans women are women"

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

might not have rendered in your client properly, the text was a spoiler that could be expanded to reveal the message, not a question.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

but they are right, thd T is capitalized :p

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Thanks I see it now, I used Voyager and I had to click on text to reveal :3

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Ah, the gender binary

Also isn't this just an alias for 1 since it is True

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

(I was just make joke because it is true - as in what you typed is true)

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Computers set any non-zero value to true when converting to boolean

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is the computer a Christian?

[–] AutomaticUpdates@monero.town 11 points 10 months ago

It runs TempleOS

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago

That would be a great GCU name now that I think of it.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You both have done me proud

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Username checks out

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 16 points 10 months ago

Are you high (voltage⚡)?