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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

How is that supposed to be a riddle?

The only actual threat in the room is the fascist. Anarchists aren't actually dangerous, they're just annoying, they never actually do anything they just talk a lot.

The Marxist won't kill you either. They'll just argue with you.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 months ago

There are violent and nonviolent ideologues on all sides of the political spectrum. There have been violent Marxists, fascists, anarchists, liberals, vegans. Just the same, there have been nonviolent members of all of these ideologies. I wouldn't consider some tankie or neofash teen making hexbear or /pol/ posts in their bedroom to be violent.

I would say that the fascist and the Marxist are equally threatening to my safety, all else equal.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 6 months ago

Anarchist has his own, and due to his knowledge of history he kills the other three before the marxist can attempt to talk him into teaming up against the fascist then turn around and stab him in the back while bickering with the liberal.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago

More like spot themselves in the foot and drop the gun at the fascist's feet.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So, three authoritarians, and only two get to survive.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world -5 points 6 months ago

The perma stun proceeds at pace

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world -5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps the Marxist and the anarchist should have voted when the liberal was asking who should be given the gun.

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