Hope you're hanging in there, friend.
Don't forget to take shit from the office.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2023
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Installing the DPRK operating system before I return it
The first time I saw it mentioned I thought it was a bit but you've referenced it too many times for that to be the case and now I'm DYING to know what the DPRKOS is
Its called Red Star. You can download it from the internet archive
Red Star
what will this do? will the dprk spy on your job? lol
I wish. Its a homegrown OS from like the early 90s. It honestly ain't shit, I'm not gonna know how to work it, but I think a live stream installation of it would be fun.
sounds fun!
I fucking really wanna get a streaming party going for this once I can make sure I'm safe. Should be just a day or two before I can start doing damage
best of luck, stay safe!
post pics
Will do when I can
i dunno if i would tamper with company property when they are going to give you money. if this is a bit then plz forgive me lol
They already paid me, so fuck them
I feel like some places have a thing you sign when you start working there that says they can "correct" direct deposit payments, so just be careful.
Odds are it'll sit in a supply closet until they sell them somewhere as surplus though. 
really depends on the company. I work for a financial company with high security standards, they wouldn't want someone wiping a laptop at all, lot of compliance shit.
change banking details in your HR portal now so they can't attempt to recoup lmao
I'll cash out my 401k this week and then do that
You might even want to close down the account they put the money into, just in case they try to pull the money back
Then again, I am very paranoid about this sort of stuff and not an accountant or anything
You also have to set shrekland.net as the browser homepage
Man fuck them.
I told my boss she was a walking kidney stone before my chat got turned off. Ill still probably hunt her down on LinkedIn because I want her to suffer
Red Star at night, worker's delight.
Red Star in the morning, boss's warning.