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I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.
What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?
Nazi or not there's no shot I'd be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me
Irrelevant.
You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I'm bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don't let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock's tickin' and that fuckin' you're here for ain't starting until the room's freshly painted.
"Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex... What about having sex while boosting cars?"
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There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’
So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I'm almost 40, I can't get it up in 3,5 minutes.
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Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.
Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?
As an AroAce person I'll take beating up nazis >:3
You've got no romance in your soul, you've got to woo her first by doing a couples activity. Also it's good cardio.
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So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.
To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.
I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.
Death is too short of sentence
It's a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.
You missed the sentence where I declare myself as not being a butcher.
Criminal law doesn't work on Nazis. They control the courts. Very few non violent options left I'm afraid.
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Well then you don't have a strong sense of survival or justice. That's ok. You can weave baskets while I do it. Everybody has a place.
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It's a crowbar, not a boning knife
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Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.
Rise and shine Mr.Freeman....Rise and shine...
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Dont forget to leave your phone at home.
Better yet? Lose it in your friend's car before they head off on a road trip. That way, all those modern stresses can be miiiiiles away while you focus on your new happy place for a little while.
Beating nazis while cosplaying as Gordon Freeman? Where do I sign?
There seem to be two very different approaches to being anti-nazi - the problem solvers who want to put them down like the vermin they are and move on, and the sociopaths who fantasize about violently acting out all their personal issues, with nazis being socially acceptable targets,
Not too different than Fudds in the gun community praying that someone robs them
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I'd bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn't wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.
Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.
Username checks out. 🤣🤦🏼♂️
I would take advantage of every second >:3
Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. 😃
Depending on how many people are there I’m not a fan of 2 on X
Can I bring my own spade, instead?
With freebird playing in the background
I believe many people carry with them a deeply buried desire to hurt people, but their morals keep them from doing it to just anyone. But they yearn for a chance to do it without moral repercussions.
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I hope you have a good stamina...
alternatively instead of crowbars what if
+fistfull of dollar
+fistfull of dollar
+ultraricoshot
+parry
+disrespect
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