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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

[–] threshold_dweller@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

Depends what the meaning of "is" is.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Damn! What's our status on that whole "power of friendship" thing?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We've been riding on the pre-1990s prototype called NATO for a while now but it appears friendship built on premise of fear didn't quite grow past the "don't stab me and I won't stab you" phase.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think the people of blahaj are developing the power of friendship.

I suggest we let them cook and only ask them to weaponize it when we need it most.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

...we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Is that now how friendships are made?

This explains why I have no female friends.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

30 years of power rangers seasons and still no real progress made.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

it's called a union

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We're going to need some Plutonium. And a Delorean.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The good part is if you can get the plutonium once, you can go to 2015 and pick up a Mr. Fusion!

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't skimp out on the EV conversion.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Just, uh, don't get anything called 'Tesla.' Trust me."

Get the other vehicle with the brushed metal exterior.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

If I had a Delorean with a blown drivetrain, I'd absolutely do an EV conversion. You don't even need junkyard Tesla at this point. You can get the EV mustang motor as a crate engine with warranty.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Honestly from what I hear, schnazzy looks and pop-culture significance are all Deloreans really had going for them any way. I'm too lazy to search but I'd be surprised if an EV swap hasn't been done already.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Love is all you need

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago

No the fuck they aren't, they backed the Trump presidency.