this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Imagine Finding Nemo set in the Gulf of Yorkshire:

"Oh bloody 'ell, I've lost our Nemo down int big water! By the way I'm from yorrrrrrrkshure! Where are ya, Nemo lad?"

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

“I’m from Yorrrrrkshure, I’m from the norf!!”

[–] ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago

'e'd better not be down in't doggerland!

[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 12 points 6 months ago

Freedom fries not far behind from making a come back. Because you know, that’s how you solve issues.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 8 points 6 months ago

"Ah bugger, ah've almost run out o' petrol. I'm pretty sure there's a Gulf Petrol Station near here, in t' centre o' Cas. Ah'll just pop 'Gulf, Yorkshire' into the satnav..."

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago

People had getter watch out or Liverpool Bay may expand and become The Liverpool Sea. St Helens to Galway would then just be part of Greater Liverpool.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 6 months ago