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Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs (theonion.com)
submitted 6 months ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago

Lithium sticker aswell please

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

Choking hazard for small children probably.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago