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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 93 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, whoever runs that account probably wasn't even born when that episode aired.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And probably saw like, a few episodes to prepare for the job interview. Corporations won't hire diehard fans if someone has the skillset they want instead.

[–] piyuv@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Why isn’t a simple web search included in the required skillset, I wonder…

Out back of the house, the backyard is closed in by a square of flowers, much like the ones seen in the sky.

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants%27_house

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 28 points 6 months ago

Squidward choking on the fork still makes me uncomfortable

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 27 points 6 months ago

We've seen Spongebobs backyard plenty of times

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Delete the post or delete the account?

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago

Turn in your bubble wand!

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 11 points 6 months ago

Get lawyered.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Hell you see it in the reef blower episode, one of the first two episodes. You see his backyard before you even first see Sandy.

[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 months ago

This guy sporolates!

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

The official SpongeBob account does not seem to be presenting "backyard does not exist" as a fact, but instead presents "you have not seen the backyard" as a very likely possibility.

Adding the fact to the original post is fine, but nowhere did the original account claim anything that should get a snarky "You might want to delete this account hurr durr" response.