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[โ€“] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I know this is hard, but some of the things you have to say to each other might skin your ass raw."

[โ€“] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

"Okay, I'll be honest with you: our dating years, our marriage, the house and kids, all of it... I did it all for the nookie."