There's this guy at the gym, some kind of data obsessive named Walter. Not really the best social skills. I'll be on the leg press and he'll come up with a measuring tape and try to check the circumference of my calves. I didn't really mind at first because I was interested in my gains, but it has gotten to be too annoying. Today it was so hot and I didn't want anyone coming near me so I finally had to tell him "No more calf measures, Walter!"

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[–] Finger@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

waltuh

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I knew it

[–] PolPotPie@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

walter-breakdown

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

get-out

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

GOOD post

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

oh mr sandman

i have baleen

i am a whale, if you hadn't seen

i filter krill out of ocean water

i could chew them but don't even bother

[–] chair@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

FUCK

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

shatter

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

lmao fuck off

[–] ChuckMcGill@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He shitposted through a sunroof!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

data-laughing

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

baste

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

🕶

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I'm glad you're getting a break from that bad behavior

[–] aen@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

sadness-abysmal

[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

michael-laugh

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

You had me in the first half, I'll admit

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

order-of-lenin