Shitty Life Pro Tip

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SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 6 months ago by kriz@slrpnk.net to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

homeless on public land loved this trick until they were ruled subhuman for surviving

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just be careful. I tried this trick at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500 but a bunch of jerks in suits carried me away.

Doesn't work everywhere unfortunately.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Sounds like you did it wrong, that kind of thing gets pardoned these days

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I usually carry around a large cross I can lay down in the event of such a need.

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it but I like it

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I bring my own proper t wherever I go

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 months ago

Tried it at the Jersey Mike's in Trenton back in 2021. Did not work.

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

I yell that all the time on my own property and no one seems to care. Buying a house next to a park was totally not worth it lol