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[โ€“] andrew_s@piefed.social 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm mean, sure - it looks a long way if go the south-east route. But there's a short-cut if you go northwest - Iceland, Greenland, New Zealand, bosch.

[โ€“] galmuth@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Help, my map doesn't have New Zealand and I got lost

[โ€“] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Is this a reference to that post about shipping mines to IKEA?

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago

Now you're thinking with portals!

[โ€“] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In case this wasn't sarcastic, the map doesn't wrap North to South like in Asteroids, it only wraps East to West, like Pac-Man.

[โ€“] Hoimo@ani.social 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What happens if you go due Norf then?

[โ€“] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

In case of the most common map, Mercator projection, if you go exactly due Norf you'll come out from the top of the map, facing due Souf, 180ยฐ of longitude (Eaft or Weft, doesn't matter) away.

[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 11 months ago

Geography and English.

[โ€“] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

Haha, what a fucking plonker. England is nowhere near Australia.