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JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts (theonion.com)
submitted 7 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

.... the two ton stack of paper was forklifted into place to complete the ceremony

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

“Just whatever makes sense…”

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago

This dude puts the vice in vice president.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Fake news, it was Pepes.