even if he goes full John Wick and kills everyone in a three mile radius he's still going to be responsible for fewer deaths throughout the movie than every other US president in history
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The President ensconces himself as deep underground as he can in the secret basements of the Capitol. He managed to convince the terrorists he was at the Washington Monument. He set a trap. His stylish Beat Rolex shows there are only seconds left and he intones "God protect the souls of the innocent American people who are about to die so I may live and lead Our Great Nation. It was a sacrifice I was willing to make." A mere moment later his deadly surprise - the Beast's suitcase nuke - detonates...
He'll call in drone strikes on children's hospitals with his satellite phone because he still has a country to run
Bad dudes
Bad hombres
Bad motherfuckers
So, an Air Force One reboot?
They could call it...
Beast Force One
Except, in typical American fashion, it's car-centric
WE GOT MUTHAFUCKIN ASSASSINS IN THIS MUTHAFUCKIN LIMO