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drowning in debt.
beats his wife.
kids secretly hate him.
Don’t believe social media
trad family
As opposed to a... family?
Turbonerds on 4chan don't understand real life things
As in: it's a straight family with a subservient wife and a working husband and children.
Welcome to 4ch×n. 🤡
Anon would be fine if his big strong bully was into men.
And you can see them again at your next traffic stop.
That’s because your weenie dad was too scared to even try to prevent the bully from raping your mom at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.
It’s pretty a pretty fucked up plot point when you think about it.
My last fight was in 1979 when I got jumped by a kid in the locker room after gym class. The kid went on to become chair of the Physics department at Berkeley. Pisses me off more than a little.
Mine got stabbed and died when he tried to assault the guy his ex gf was shacked up with.
That's because you didn't go back in time yet, silly.