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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

drowning in debt.
beats his wife.
kids secretly hate him.

Don’t believe social media

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

trad family

As opposed to a... family?

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

Turbonerds on 4chan don't understand real life things

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 18 points 7 months ago

As in: it's a straight family with a subservient wife and a working husband and children.

Welcome to 4ch×n. 🤡

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Anon would be fine if his big strong bully was into men.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

And you can see them again at your next traffic stop.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That’s because your weenie dad was too scared to even try to prevent the bully from raping your mom at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.

It’s pretty a pretty fucked up plot point when you think about it.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

My last fight was in 1979 when I got jumped by a kid in the locker room after gym class. The kid went on to become chair of the Physics department at Berkeley. Pisses me off more than a little.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Mine got stabbed and died when he tried to assault the guy his ex gf was shacked up with.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago

That's because you didn't go back in time yet, silly.