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The solution to every problem (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by aeronmelon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24419956

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My only disagreement is: release the wolves in the offices of the people who decide how the factory runs instead.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Wouldn't necessarily stop the factory running.

Sorry but the wolves will be released on the factory floor.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 23 points 7 months ago

Too many wolves? more wolves.

[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Luigi unavailable? Try a pack of his furry nemeses, Wolfuigi

[–] 01189998819991197253 9 points 7 months ago

We have the lowest population, because of wolves.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Too many wolves? Trick question. There can never be too many wolves.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Deer population is more commonly controlled by hunting. We don't actually go around releasing wolves in most of the USA. Hunting rifles are quite effective.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Too many hunters? Wolves. Sneaky wolves.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago

Have you read about the yellow stone wolves?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

American version: replace all instances of "wolves" with "guns"

I'll take wolves over Americans with guns any day thanks.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

This is outrageous. Where are the wolves? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You shout like that they throw you to the wolves. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have special wolves for journalists. You are stealing: thrown to the wolves. You are playing music too loud: to the wolves, right away. Driving too fast: wolves. Slow: wolves. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to the wolves. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, wolves. You overcook chicken, also wolves. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, wolves, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of wolves.

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I want to lose weight but I suffer from luposlipaphobia.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Get grippy socks

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Surely you would not regret releasing more wolves

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Inside every solution is two wolves