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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)
[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Somehow less horny than Garrison drawing Trump.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

He can't keep getting away with his horniness!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

volcel-police entrapment if I ever saw it.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

this might be my favorite one because it gives no explanation. Why does Kelly hate game show hosts? who knows! but we love to see them suffer in the lake of fire.

idk what i think is brilliant about the Kelly cartoons is their satire of political cartoonists who believe they speak for the everyman normal american, but are openly absolutely insane.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

everyman normal american

openly absolutely insane

same-picture

EDIT: I'd avoid using such terminology myself but your conveyed point still stands anyway.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there even a brainworm he's riffing on here or is did he draw this whole thing just for the :kelly: at the end?

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're telling me there was a real guy named Wink Martindale?

[–] ME5SENGER_24@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His real name is Winston Conrad Martindale and according to his Wikipedia page he’s still alive.

ha ha that rocks

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My head canon is saying that Kelly thinks Barker is going to hell for telling people to neuter their dogs.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[–] fuckmyphonefuckingsu@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Reserved: Drew Carey

lmao

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Flame Show Host

There are good Kelly imitations, but that shows Kelly's still got it. kelly chefs-kiss

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's my favorite part too.

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm unreasonably upset that Trebek's mustache didn't make the cut

You get hard locked into what you looked like when you died if you goto hell.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why do you think Kelly sent Trebek to hell in that comic? Shaving it off was a sin. grill-broke