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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 94 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The idea that each American had an NSA agent tracking them is silly. There’s not enough agents to do that!

But each person having a Chinese spy assigned to them? Hell, China is so big you could have THREE people assigned to you for all we know.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've got a baker, a retiree, and a preschooler monitoring my activities. They couldn't believe how easy it was to engage with me over various messenger apps and convince me to install spyware on my devices.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Now if you can get the retiree and the preschooler to convince the baker you could have a pretty sweet cake connection! Quid pro quo, for every cake I'll install a new app!

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 months ago

They actually sent me home security cameras along with cake from my local Chinese bakery. They told me I could be best protected if I installed one in each room, including my bathroom.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Oh god then he did the flying dickie

Ah so, ah so...

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 85 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Chinese and Americans memeing together might just end the trade war.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

well thats a way to achieve world peace

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it might be a touch more than a trade war bud.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

A catradestrophy?!

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 12 points 6 months ago

“Just stay with me. I’ll get you there.”