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[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Except in real life, smoke grenades are actually pretty slow so it’d be more like a pffffff

[–] groet 7 points 11 months ago

You also dont throw them at your enemies. Replacing "smoke" with "flash" works wqy better

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are smoke grenades multi-use?

[–] rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

not unless you make them yourself, but i wouldn't recommend trying to make multi-use smoke grenades

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

Noted. I will not.

[–] 1SimpleTailor@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

No. Anon died doing what he loved.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

Babe, my fuse is perfectly measured, it's normal I can't contain myself for longer.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago

I like smoking too.

I don't anymore, but I still like it.

I'm become the inverse Mitch Hedberg.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i like how the image is a smoke grenade and the first line says smoke grenade, but the actual story describes a flashbang

[–] rockstarmode@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure flashbangs are less about the flash, and more about the bang.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

the post seems to be talking about a precise grenade throw in a game. the only game i know that has such a thing is counter strike, so assuming that's what it is.

in CS, the player (for some reason) only gets deafened if they're looking at the grenade, meaning they also get blinded. plus, the blinding effect is way more important than the deafening effect, since a person would still be able to shoot someone else if they're just deafened.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

why would it be shiny