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[–] erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone 124 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

we figured out the rules a while ago, it's a racing game where each player has multiple pieces they need to move along the board, and can interact in the center where they can capture one another and make that piece restart. movement on the board is determined by rolling a special die. the game is known as the royal game of ur

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We can't know for certain the rules we now attribute to this game are what were originally played though. The rules were essentially made up in a way that made sense to what the board looks like and what was found with it. There is no documentation on this found anywhere in history.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The video posted elsewhere in this thread shows a clay tablet containing an expanded ruleset from the Hellenistic period that allows the basic rules to be intuited with more confidence.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

That's cool, thanks for informing me

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

It's actually a quite good game. I hope to get mine signed by Irving Finkel. Sadly, he was not in when I bought a replica at the British Museum.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 11 points 6 months ago

Yep, I have a copy. It's pretty fun.

[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The tricky thing was we didn't have the original rules, we had rules for how to modify it into a gambling game, written with the assumption that everyone already knew how to play, so we needed to derive the original rules from that.

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

Sounds just like Ludo

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I wonder how archeologists would interpret Monopoly if they found only the game board

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

A game that had no winner and caused houses to split and fight to the death.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Where are the alien robots?

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 59 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This looks a lot like the one Tom Scott played on his channel.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

The Royal Game of Ur

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That wouldn't surprise me a bit.

You got a link?

[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not the original poster, but it's on the British Museum's channel: https://youtube.com/watch?v=WZskjLq040I

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah it is. Pretty cool video too.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 51 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Honestly getting sucked into a jungle for 30 years doesn't sound so bad these days.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Except for the constant parasites.

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

You underestimate the wild

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The royal game of Ur was "unearthed" about 100 years ago. That website is pretty slow on the uptake.

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can buy copies of it on Amazon

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

RREETTUURRNN TTHHEE SSLLAABB

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

What's your offer!?

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Video of it being played. The curator is amazing.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That was a fantastic video, thank you!! And yes the curator was amazing. The shade one can throw when using posh language..!

Beyond the curator, the music selection and timing was brilliant; I'll check out some more videos. Thanks again!

Editing to add: that guy is an absolute gem. I watched some others and has brought to my life a joy I didn't know I was missing

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah he's amazing isn't he!

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What an interesting video, and what a peculiar curator. I think he's great.

Are there any other videos where he gets into the more advanced rules written on the cuneiform tablet?

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

I seem to remember seeing some other videos with him. His name is Irving Finkel.

[–] arken@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Knew before clicking it had to be Irving Finkel...my favourite influencer

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

He is such a dude!

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 months ago

Damn they made that game from rimworld 4000 years ago, didn't know they also played it back then.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

https://youtu.be/WZskjLq040I

link is to a tom scott video about this game.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 months ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A nearby Ouiji board spells out: Y O U R T U R N

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

5

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1

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Ouija board explodes and the lights start flickering. The front door slams shut and you can hear it locking.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Clearly fake. Not even my games with under a year use are in such good condition.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Commonly artistic items of game sets would be made for largely show purposes and rarely or never used. So it wouldn't be surprising if it was made and then sealed in a box for a funeral wealthy collection or storage. We still do that with fancy metal dice that most people will never roll.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Makes sense. I've heard that rich people have no friends.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

All the friends that money can buy!

[–] gaiety@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

we know the rules now? it must be time to duel!

[–] Emptiness@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Oh the sights we have to show you

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

RIP Robin Williams

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 3 points 6 months ago

That picture is old, i have seen it years ago on some wikipedia article about boardgames. Basically historic "Man, Don't Get Angry"

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Oh its played with the fingers....

Not your own fingers!