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submitted 7 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 112 points 7 months ago

1000000330

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 99 points 7 months ago (1 children)

:(

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

lol

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 87 points 7 months ago

low resolution drawing of a sad, distressed emoji looking at a computer screen

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 86 points 7 months ago

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not posting is free.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think I'm ready to find an eye bleach community now.

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

We don't have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 77 points 7 months ago (2 children)

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[–] medsal15@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 7 months ago (1 children)

God twitter account posting "Yo what the fuck"

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 72 points 7 months ago

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 7 months ago

Thats a shitpost indeed

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 65 points 7 months ago

[–] other_cat@lemmy.world 63 points 7 months ago

Image

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 63 points 7 months ago

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 48 points 7 months ago

Well, I hate you.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago

!thanksihateit@sh.itjust.works

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 41 points 7 months ago

What a day to have eyes.

[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

🤢

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 33 points 7 months ago

1000083092

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Did you mean, "interetn war neves created"?

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

How to forget previous 30 seconds

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Let's be honest here, when's the last time we've all been checked for worms? We're probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff... Something something glass houses and so on

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 47 points 7 months ago (2 children)

People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I used to get worms fairly frequently as a kid. I think it's wearing shoes that make a real difference.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

How does that even happen??? Spend a lot of time licking your feet?

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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When a woman extends herself like this to please you then you know that she's a keeper

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Where is the button to ~~report~~ unsee this?

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 months ago

I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 17 points 7 months ago

Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?

[–] guy@piefed.social 12 points 7 months ago

Jesus fuck

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, but there’s something more horrifying when you’re reading a green text and it progressively. gets. worse.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago

I want someone to tear my eyes put kill bill style

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today

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[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Nope. Don't like that...

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

This is definitely in my top 10 reasons to be single in January. I'd also throw my shoe, but I have weird feet and it costs a lot to replace them, and once you touch it, The pinworms have it.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is already something that rattles around in my brain, I don't need it to be brought into the universe...

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[–] kipo@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 5 points 7 months ago

Thanks Internet!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Would they pose a problem if digested?

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Just leaving my upvote to share my experience.

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