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If you need me I'll be at Ass World (vegantheoryclub.org)
submitted 7 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What's the interest on a tit loan?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 7 months ago

I dunno, but I like that there's no credit check. It's their mistake if they loan tits to me.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

A nipple/year

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So how do you pay off your tit loan? Like, how is it different from rent-a-tit? Am I going to end up getting loaned 30 tits and have to pay back annual tit interest? Am I going to have to give them fractions of a tit? Where do I get more tits?

It's all very messy.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hear me out out, … NFTs.

That’s right, Non Fungible Tits.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 5 points 7 months ago

It’s ok to call them strippers, no need to get all fancy.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 5 points 7 months ago

I’m gonna try and nip this in the bud real quick. You sir, are not abreast with the times. Tit loans has its perks, Ass World is where it gets messy.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

First, ass world. Then die mart.

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Die mart, Die Ass Mart.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 7 points 7 months ago

DIE MART????

veryhappydicegoblinnoises

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

I don’t want a life-long cycle of tit debt. I’ll take my asses upfront, please.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 7 months ago

I’ll go to Die Mart in Deutschland.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 7 months ago

What is a tit loan? A loan to buy breast implants, or a way to convert your tits into capital that can be borrowed against? Or is it both, so that you can get like a second a second mortgage on your tits once you build some equity?

[–] hark@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

What a wonderful world

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

I could use a new novelty die.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I like the idea of tits without the commitment of owning, I'll go there.

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's the bottom left?

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shell, an oil company, so what you see is a gas station

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I was looking at it in bright light. Couldn't see the lettering till just now