Instead of:
I am a sociopath
Say:
I am excellent CEO material
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I have ADHD and I will hyper fixate on something for 12 hours straight, forgetting to eat or take a bathroom break. I will learn all about it and do it perfectly, but then I will be useless for a day or two, as I lose my car keys in the refrigerator and then remember I went to the grocery store and make a sandwich instead of looking for them.
Yeah the OP is the opposite of my experience with ADHD. I'm fucking terrible at moving from one task to another, that's literally the hardest part about it. I just studied Japanese for 12 hours straight yesterday instead of working or writing any code, just because I got the sudden urge. I haven't actively studied Japanese since 2020 so I'm just reviewing shit I already learned years ago. I'll do this for a couple days until I either burn myself out or find a new thing to fixate on.
If I'm in burnout, I'll start rapidly changing between tasks, playing 10 minutes of every game I own chasing any shred of dopamine I can find, or scrolling through short form video content for hours until I find something that catches my attention and then I'll be fixated on that for anywhere between 1 full day, to about a week.
Like I have coping techniques and medication, but they only go so far and sometimes I just can't seem to reign it in. Sometimes I can fixate on work or study tasks, (e.g. Japanese) but usually it takes a Herculean amount of effort, determination and discipline to actually control my focus to what I need it on. When I manage to direct my focus to the important stuff it feels like a superpower to fixate on it, but those moments are few and far between.
Irritable bowel syndrome:
"I'll give two shits when most others would not."
Instead of:
I am a psychopath that wants to see queer people and PoC suffer for fun
Say:
I am an entrepreneur with right-wing views who sees a great opportunity in working with the Republican party
Can we have one fucking post without american politics getting shoehorned in?
I get it's important to you but perhaps keep it to topics or communities at least somewhat related. You know, for the two people in the world not living in the us.
If the word 'Republican' were omitted, that comment could be applicable in most countries on the planet.
It's kind of nitpicking anyway, don't you think? Almost as nitpicky as pointing out when the country of the United States is referred to by the name of the continent it shares with other nations.
Probably, though I really don't want politics being shoved into a literal shitposting community without any prompt in the op either way. I have my own political issues to worry about over here in Germany and have only so much mental capacity for gloomy copeposting now that trump was re elected.
There is also a wide range of communities available for political venting elsewhere, why does it have to be a non political post in a shitposting community? Where am I supposed to go if not here to avoid that stuff?
That's understandable. I imagine a large section of the user base doesn't navigate to a specific community to look through posts, and instead just skip through the main feed. I didn't realise the community until you pointed it out.
While I agree with your sentiment that no one wants to be so bombarded with foreign politics, at the very least the joke that user made was in keeping with the theme of the meme.
Regarding your final question, depending on your method of consuming this content, you may be able to entirely block comments by setting a blacklist of words, perhaps including 'Republican' in this case. The same I know is true on most applications for post titles, but I'm just assuming here the same is applicable to comments.
Either way, best wishes with the situation in the fatherland, I do hope to visit some day.
Hear! Hear!
(from NZ)
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Yeah, using a mental illness as a synonym fora bad person is not ableist at all.
"Won't someone think of the people that are destroying our society?"
Not all mental illnesses are high-functioning autism-style quirkiness, things that need help, many of which makes people more of victims of violence than the perpetrators of them. Sure, you can say that e.g. the Cybertruck bomber was abused by the MAGA cult, but that won't change the facts. All this does is downplay the abuse these people can do if they're at the wrong place.
We can call out the abuses of Donald Trump and Elon Musk, without taking away their mental health card. They were very close to two pedophile rings, and pedophilia is among the few paraphilias that psychology tries its best to correct due to the harm these people can cause to real children. They're also narcissists, and likely also psychopaths.
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Or they can just say:
"I am a fucking cunt"
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I feel like this really needs to be said. OCD != being meticulous to detail. It isn't "omg this spreadsheet is in the wrong order," it is more like "I can't fail to flick the light swith 3.5 times when I enter a room. I know that the switch gets left midway, but that is how I will obsessively leave it. If you change it, I will put it back to everyone's detremint."
Don’t also forget as schizophrenic: “Good at listening to multiple points of view.”
In a weird way, this is a good technique called reframing.
It's very common to beat ourselves up.
I have ADHD -> I'm excellent at moving from one task to another.
I dunno about those of you who have more substantial ADHD, but I find moving intentionally or external-led from one task to another - i.e. other than my brain's natural flow - is one of the hardest things for me. Switching from, even, washing dishes to mopping up water splashed, can be a great mental strain.
I have anxiety -> I anticipate accidents and hiccups before they happen
Those do go together for me.
You may have seen it by now, but just in case: there's a bunch of us in the comments whose experience of their ADHD is exactly like yours :)
So, uh, hey, that's one aspect in which you AREN'T weird ;D
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Use the left side. Ignore/sue all potential employers who didn't hire you.
If I said I'm good at switching tasks, that would be a total lie.
Yeah I was gonna say the same thing. I'm appalling at moving from one task to another.
Autism isn't an illness
Autists are the superior human form. We're the next stage of human evolution.
The last predator movie I saw was about that.
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ohh give Facebook a week or two.
That's genuinely a good strategy, I might use this.
Hmm. The first one is true if it’s voluntary. Otherwise, involuntarily being constantly redirected can be a real problem.
Why is this on Shitpost? It belongs on LPT!
Isn't this 2025? Why the fuck are you calling ADHD, Autism and anxiety mental illnesses?
Any chance you could tell us what they are in a way that is educational and not shaming?
Anxiety is an emotion or experience that anyone can feel, it is not the same as anxiety disorder.
ADHD and Autism are neural divergences which means that these are people that are literally born with a different brain behavior then most. It means that they are how they are.
I'm completely out of the loop as to how they're referred, so I'm just taking a guess at why the meme calls them mental illnesses:
I think it's likely because they're things that require diagnosis and can require treatment
As a dude with OCD, yep it's a mental illness by classification. It's something that impedes and impacts the way people function and live their day to day lives along with social difficulties due to those things.
Disorder would be a lateral word to illness, and over-explaining doesn't categorize it but rather deliberates the meaning.
Just doesn't sound nice to folks. Until you figure out how to manage it, it's seen as a disease as it can be debilitating. However, lots of folks can go fine most of their life with the disorders, since it isn't an illness unless it impacts your life.
I've been using stuff like "capable in a changing environment" and "adept at multitasking" to mean "I have CPTSD and ADHD" for years.
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Adhd moving from one task to an other . Nop I have ADHD and its the complete opposite
What about manic depressive?
I am known for hustling to get tasks finished, but also capable of deep introspection.
😒 I am chronically late
😎 I work efficiently and well
Those literally arent want any of those are
I have all of those except schizophrenia so I have to agree.
I feel called out.
Sadly, I have that John Nash thing where my brain notices connections and correlations (spurious relationships? dunno!) but without all the cool game-theory math skills.
WARNING: Fringe Hypotheses Ahead! 🕶🛸👽🧬
A recent one is the interaction between Trump's state of being an insurrectionist (according to a commission and some legal entities and not denied by SCOTUS) and the insurrectionist clause of the fourteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States.
As things are SCOTUS has suggested (in dicta) it's up to congress to legislate action to block Trump's presidency if they want to, that the insurrectionist clause is not self-executing.
What this opinion doesn't do is change Trump's status as an insurrectionist. Nor does it rule the 14th amendment doesn't apply, only that congress is required to pass legislation to make it happen.
This means members of the public and government workers might decide among themselves President Trump is not legitimate. After all, the January 6th Commission presented an ironclad case he committed treason against the US, and the 14th amendment is in effect.
And this could be useful when the Trump Administration gives orders that are contrary to the duties of the department, or are unethical. Say if the DOD is ordered to put down public protests against current policy, or the Department of Education is told to disband.
And Then if SCOTUS can neuter 14-3 (the insurrectionist clause) by insisting congress has to enforce it, they can also neuter 14-1 (the birthright citizenship clause) the same way, maybe even insisting each person born of foreigners on US soil has to be given citizenship by legislation. Trump is particularly interested in killing 14-1.
In fact, this suggests the US Supreme Court can reinterpret any part of the Constitution of the United States by adding further obligations to assure it is enforced. And this puts SCOTUS above the Constitution.
Will anything come of this? Dunno. Could be nothing. Could lead to civil war.
I mean I'm mad so take my ideas with that consideration. 🐰🎩🫖☕️
That's not what OCD is. It's being burdened with intrusive thoughts that make you think you're a horrible person and make you question your sanity.
I watched the SoftWhiteUnderbelly interview of a guy with OCD who works as a clown, and used to serve in the Navy. His form of OCD wasn't self-loathing intrusive thoughts but intrusive thoughts that stemmed from the anxiety or fear of something bad happening. Like, the fear that he was going to be dishonorably discharged or drown if there's a storm, was perceived as a sort of bad mojo that he had to combat with drowning it out with positive thoughts, and by repeatedly carrying out certain mundane actions as ritualis to eliminate the bad mojo that his OCD thoughts manifested. And failure to do so meant that those bad things mentioned by his negative thoughts were actually going to happen. So, he would obsessively repeat certain words or phrases to himself, or repeat in a specific action until the thought went away.
In the interview he repeatedly mentions feeling self-conscious about how he must have looked crazy to other people in the Navy or in public, talking to himself repeatedly or being stuck in one of his rituals battling the intrusive thought that was overwhelming him, but the alternative was letting it actually drive him crazy.
And a part of his psyche believed if he didn't engage in those coping rituals, than the things his intrusive thoughts said we're going to happen, might actually happen. And so those two things were his only coping strategy for dealing with being overwhelmed by all the crippling anxiety and fear, from which his OCD was manifesting.
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