"It doesn't fuck a dick to me"
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Turkish: Not on my cock (Sikimde değil)
Layeth thine eyes upon my field of fucks and behold that it is barren.
Now that has(eth) style.
This is missing the worst one to translate:
I have kama two.
It doesn't fully make grammatical sense in the original Estonian form either. The "have" part is also usually skipped, leaving just the noun case implying ownership over the kama
This is just one of many ways to say it in Estonian. We really are a nonfuckgiving people, except when we give too many of course. You can also say "I have clay" or "I have a (violin) bow". Of course these are just slightly rude (depending on tone and conversational partner), you can also say "doesn't ballsack me".
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Ma doare in pulă. That is in romanian from what I have learned which basically means I feel pain in my dick
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"I have it up my ass" (Polish).
I thought about “mam wyjebane” but no idea how do I explain that
There are more vulgar ones in Spain:
Me la suda ("la" refers to "la polla"): It makes my dick sweat
Me la pela: It peels my dick
Me importa una mierda: That matters a shit to me
Obviously, this last one is closer to "I don't give a shit," but it's essentially the same sentiment.
I Brazilian portuguese that would be "Caguei" -> I took a shit
n. I couldn't give a flying fuck (English English)
n+1. Ah couldnae gi a flyin' fuck (Scottish)
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Swearing in Greece and across most of the whole region is hilarious. The actual "I don't care"/"zero fucks given" phrase is to write something on your balls or dick.
So many sayings are mother/whore/balls/dick based - not offensive phrases, just common sayings.
It naps on my dick. (Bulgaria)
"I shit on it!" ("Szarok rá!") - in Hungarian.
Besides that just "I don't care." ("Nem érdekel.")
Maybe "Not even the dog cares, who lives in/at the shooting range." ("Lőtéri kutyát nem érdekli.") But it's more like for situations where you want to express, that nobody cares.
It sucks me (as in fellatio) an egg (testicle).
It sucks my dick.
I care a crow's nest (as in ships)
I care a turd.
I care a shit.
(Spanish again, we are creative people, as someone pointed out, the New World is way more colorful than Spain)
All these seem weird, but “don’t give a shit” is perfectly normal to me.
"My dick hurts" (Bosnian)