Guaranteed this was put out by a very clever anti social atheist
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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I'm a Christian, the opposite happens as well. Why can't we discuss our beliefs in a civilized manner? I will never tell my "pastor" about an atheist or theist in my area. Especially considering I have atheist friends.
I have Christian friends. We all hang out because none of it matters. Sometimes we chat about it for the sake of chatting about it, but generally it's the last thing on anyone's mind. People who are vocal about their beliefs, one way or another, are annoying.
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"Why some of my best friends are atheists! I just don't let them anywhere near my kids."
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I was always so sad because I had to pretend to be a boy. Doing way better now.
Father, we also have other related news, We have a cease and desist from the Almighty claiming that if we continue to use his name to push our own agenda he is ready to take legal action.
The word "witness" caught my eye. Is this a Jehovah's Witness thing?
Are they using child labour to hand out their shitty pamphlets now?
Witnessing is a generic Christian term that is based on Acts 1:8, it basically means sharing your experience and belief with others.
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Witness to me and I'll gore you with my horns. Bah.
I like how rational sorrows about the state of the world is considered grumpy compared to mindlessly giving away any responsibility by praying.
Raped your wife/daugther? Pray! Got raped by family? Pray!! Pillaged an entire workforce for every dime they had, killing some of them by removing healthcare/firing them? Pray! Having no healthcare on the deathbed? Pray!!!Be an drunk asshole abusing your family? Pray!!!!!
Shut the fuck up an PRAY!!!!!!
The original source for this seems to have been here. I'm fairly sure it's a parody site, but it's honestly hard to tell these days.
So you're telling me it also reduces children and zealots disturbances? That's a great advertisment for it!
Atheists are always pulling this face like they can’t believe how stupid and credulous the person they’re speaking to is. Every single one I’ve met does this.
Leave Mr. Guff alone!
Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are required, such as compromat or threat of hanging.