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[–] pencil_nerd@mander.xyz 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Time to add rat-taurs. I let you decide about the order of the halves

[–] pencil_nerd@mander.xyz 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Two horse hinds blindly bucking in all directions

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Left side rat, right side human (from the perspective of the rat-taur)

[–] socsa@piefed.social 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A raccoon/crow hybrid fighting God over half a Bagel is pretty much the plot of Shin Megami Tensei

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah only thing missing is apocalypse and christianity references.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

The worst kind of griffin is Meg, actually.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Drive them from my garbage bin? Heavens no! I'm BEFRIENDING that RacCrow with da GUD gorbage! I'll give them fresh fruit, not quite expired groceries from my pantry, and ✨ S H I N Y T H I N G S ✨

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 18 points 6 months ago

Cartoon of a racoon getting in trouble for bringing swag, not food!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Crocoon

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

“Rodents of unusual size? Quite frankly, I don’t think they exist.”

”CAW!!”

gets carried away and is never seen again

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 6 months ago

I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights

[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would totally be okay with all of these.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago

Crowracoon is my spirit animal - smart and crafty af, but will dig through garbage. 🥰

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 5 points 6 months ago

I think they're basically describing bald eagles.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Vulture-honey badger griffin?

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait, that's one half to do the killin' and one half to do the cleanin'? Ok.

Off topic but I saw a run over vulture yesterday, fuck whoever did that, those birds are awesome. I love them. I once had something dead drug into my yard by some local creature and I was trying to get myself psyched up to go deal with it but then, into my yard fly 4 vultures! When they left, no smell no mess, nothing. They are a miracle.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

:) and they can metabolize anthrax that is sometimes present in some dead animals

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 6 months ago

"fight God for a 1/2 a bagel". LoL

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago

The worst griffin is probably Meg