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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

i wouldnt say countless

gotta be a realistic, finite number in there.. its only ~67,000 to get to the next precursor to 'human'

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How many litres is that? And what if you go back to the first ancestor that had orgasms?

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

330L assuming 5mL each lol

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 3 points 8 months ago

That's like a bathtub

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And what if my parents kept a log?

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 4 points 8 months ago

It's better to flush them

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago

The most irrefutable proof that the meritocracy we were sold as children was never real — none of us even reached conception based on our perceived value. It's pachinko all the way down.