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It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets (newsthump.com)
submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was Valentine's day for the next 6 weeks

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In-spite of years of effort and marketing, companies are still uncertain as to whether or not its possible to profit from love.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Hot single ladies in your area!

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Supermarkets:

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because there's only one seasonal isle.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So is that family planning aisle if you're in the mood

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol I like your style

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

There is non seasonal chocolate and flowers in addition to the contraceptive shelves, depending if your planning is for or against.