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[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I had an endoscopy a few years back, and the first step in preparing is to take a bunch of laxatives. I followed the directions and took 6 pills or whatever it said, then my wife said, "Well, do you want to go shopping or something?"

"NO! I just took a bunch of laxatives!" I have no idea what she was thinking.

I had forgotten about that until seeing this comic. So...thanks?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Why destroy your own toilet when you can obliterate the one at the mall?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 21 points 7 months ago

Joke's on them - I'd be squatting off the edge of the starting platform.

99.9% chance a contestant is gonna end up soiling the water anyway, so they're already prepared for that, and I can't get eaten by the sharks if I'm not in there with them.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Would be easy for the first competitor. Gets tougher the longer the day goes.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

"What are these people running from? They're not! They're running TO..."

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Who knew that inside Takeshi's Castle, there was a porcelain throne?

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Toilet schmoilet. Imma fling a poo through the flaming ring. See if I can hit the announcer.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Right you are, Ken!

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 7 months ago

Certainly better than what I first imagined reading the title.

"WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN MY GAUNTLETS?!" - Knight getting ready for battle

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I could win, ass like a blast door.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Poop like a lightsaber

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Veterans and any serious athletes' major advantage: you're gonna have shit yourself sometime. Better just to take your time with the course and/or otherwise not worry much about holding it in. Fastest time's probably going to be leaving brown streaks somewhere far short of that toilet.