Gallows humor and wisecracks, mostly.
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2025
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Being naturally avoidant of other people. It's always other people who pose the greatest danger in these situations.
Nice try skynet.
I have a lot of water purification capability. And a couple of guns and a little ammo. Hell yeah I'll eat whatever critters come my way if I need to. Hunting rules go out the window when all of society is starving. We'll manage to kill off all of the animals on earth at this rate. Funny thing is, governments are mostly to blame. It wouldn't be a problem except they're all greedy as fuck. The people and the earth pay the price.
I have a lot of knives.
oooh. I like rope! and knives. basically, I own a boyscout handbook from the 90s
Kinky.
I'm large. Good for blocking entrances and creating uneven terrain. I'm a nurse too, but all that lets me do is tell you "that's not normal" and "that's not compatible with life."
That's an awful skill. +1 zombies to worry about? An extra corpse to get rid of? Please don't. Get a useful hobby instead. Gardening, carpentry, chemical engineering, knitting - all much more useful for survival.
I'm a master of telling bad puns.