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Gym Installs Confusing New Equipment To Mess With Anyone Joining In January (theonion.com)
submitted 7 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

This is great, that machine has some funny weird details on it. The weld going over the bolted-together frame at ~5 o'clock on the photo is so silly. All the handles, levers, wiring, pullies going to nowhere

And in a few days, the gym will be nuts!