Facepalm

The dishwasher we had when I grew up had a broken soap compartment, it wouldn't stay closed so we would just put the soap in it and shut the door, the soap would spill all over the insides, but everything was clean when it was done.

I wash by hand. Please convince me to use a dishwasher?

That's a good point, if he's closing it every time it might be some kind of odd blindspot in processing, but still not stupid or incurious.