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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What when I yell “parkour!” while sex?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 12 points 1 year ago

parkour + sex = sexercise

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Not sure, but I tend to yell "fuck!" whenever I parkour.

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We're all a lit bit Michael Scott inside

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

When someone asks how I am going, I just remember his book

Somehow I manage

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Since nobody else is going to post it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kvw2BPKjz0

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"fuck" is basically a homonym for "fuck", but "parkour" doesn't have a homonym to make this example equal.

Now that I have over-analyzed this joke, you are now allowed to enjoy it as you desire.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, yes, at a high level it does, considering the context in which you used it (the surrounding words).

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fo sho fo sho I mean that shiz

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're having sex with a partner it could be an instruction or encouragement. Like if you and a buddy are running from a bear and yell "run". Or parkouring away from a bear and yell "parkour". Or-nah.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or like when you and a buddy are fucking a bear and yell "fuck".

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You don't yell when gang-fucking a bear. It might spook the bear.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

No, "fuck" is a general exclamation. I can't think of other examples, but it's closer to yelling "oh my god" during a church service or something. Parkour is not a general exclamation people use. Fuck is. Like if something happens you might yell "fuck" even if it's not sexual.

Another example is yelling "damn" at a "dam", but that's not really a good example because it's more of a pun.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yelling basketball everytime you shoot

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, no, because when someone yells "fuck" as an interjection, it's using a different definition of the word.

This guy would see someone stub their toe and yell "fuck!" and ask him why stubbing his toe made him talk about sex, lol...

[–] 01189998819991197253 1 points 1 year ago
[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

im the same since reading this, because of my superior mental strength

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago