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Heartbreaking: Boeing Layoffs Hit Whistleblower Assassin Department (theneedling.com)
submitted 7 months ago by yokonzo@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

They fired Agent 747?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oof, those poor assassins.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 8 points 7 months ago

I hear there's lots of work in New York

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I always figured those were non-employee contractors.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago

Same! Sounds like they had so much work it was worth hiring a team.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

I'm sure we can come up with a job for them.