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You dissociate? (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 113 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Bum drive.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Septic tank =Honeypot?

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This one is disgustingly accurate..

Due to the Honeywagon

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 10 months ago

ah yes, sneakernet

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Any network I join is a wide anal network

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[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Decentralized encrypting shitting

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Shoot me a bm

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gonna need fiber for that.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

poot poot

Pick up the fart phone

[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Stream of subconscious

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 33 points 10 months ago

One word -

Airgap

[–] NigelSimmons@startrek.website 30 points 10 months ago

I'll leave this here...

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm logged in rn.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.

And to all the anime fans, I'm so sorry to do this to you...

"Ed..... Ward...?"

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 10 months ago

Excuse you, the sex ghost candle is nowhere near the caliber of munition you unloaded with that last line.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 14 points 10 months ago

OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls

[–] kasagawa@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

470

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

Makes me feel very connected, thanks.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Ew, thanks I love it

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Aka the sphincternet.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!

[–] mudmaniac@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

There is an air gap. You're safe.

But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.

[–] benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

upload only... at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet

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[–] helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago

Reading this while on the shitter

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 10 months ago

Interfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network

[–] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

This is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group's The Complex tour (not saying it's a "stolen joke").

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.

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