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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 65 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He tried to warn us! E=mc²

E(instein)=m(urdered)c(onspiracy)²

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago

Takes a real Epstein to figure this one out.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Einstein refused surgery, saying, "I want to go when I want. It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share; it is time to go. I will do it elegantly."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

No, someone else refused the surgery in his name. Or someone else convinced him. One thing for sure: Einstein didn't kill himself.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We don't know that for sure

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 24 points 7 months ago

The nurse who heard his last words famously didn't understand German. He could have been telling her the killers name.

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Technically correct is the best kind of correct!

I'll show myself out.

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The pervert with a genius IQ

Edit: I just realized that's how both names end, but I said it different in my head.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Himself killed Einstein

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's the "technically correct" part?

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Physicist Albert Einstein did not commit suicide. That statement is true.

It's only technically correct because it's an obvious truth not worth shouting from the rooftops.

The author likely meant to say that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. His death was ruled as a suicide but is thought by many to have been a murder to silence him because of all the secrets he knew.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Doh I read that as "Epstein" in my sleepy stupor. Thanks

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Though he might have if he had had access to social media.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he ate some poisoned Princeton cafeteria food that was meant for Kurt Gödel.

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

You can't prove that!

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

The best kind of correct!

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Not surprising that a clown who would deface public property would be too dumb to know the difference between Einstein and Epstein