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Herpes (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by yameyea@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

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[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i dont get why

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 112 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is it that glitter always gets everywhere and you can never seem to get it all off?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I've heard cotton balls soaked in baby oil works wonders.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is that to start the cleansing fire to finally and permanently remove the glitter?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 months ago

And a few layers of skin depending on how badly you want the glitter gone.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Yeah but some of us wouldn't be able to forgive ourselves after what we did to that baby.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Mmm yes ritually sacrificing an infant might just do it.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Are you diddy's attorney ?

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Glitter is craft herpes. Once you have it, it'll stay with you forever.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 7 months ago

There's actually very promising research for a herpes cure, but nothing for glitter.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 47 points 7 months ago

I made the mistake of using an air duster on these wall decorations we had. I thought it was just beadwork that made the design.

Nope, blue glitter was mixed in, and it went everywhere. Still finding it to this day.

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

eli5?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This other comic should make it clear.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spacefood

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It does but... Did you just have that stored away, waiting for this moment?

If so, bravo!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

I have one of those brains that struggles to remember normal daily information, but can retrieve old trivia like this in an instant.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I somehow read "suit" as "butt" and was very confused. Took a couple rereads to see my mistake.

Maybe I do need glasses.