this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2024
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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

atoegus

Ftfy

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 7 months ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just think of the toenail shivs you could make with that bad boy!

This is the greatest survival hack too

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 7 months ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

CRANKING MY HOG! AROOOOOOOO

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

THAT'S ONE BIG HOG MFER, HOPE YOU POLISH THAT THING REALLY WELL SO IT DOESN'T GET A FUNGAL INFECTION

[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now instead of stubbing your pinky toe on the edge of the coffee table, you strike the edge of your toebeast™, causing the nail to split in multiple directions like a lightning bolt, causing pain & discomfort for weeks while it grows out.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure if that's worse. I'm pretty sure I broke my pinky toe on my right foot twice now on the metal feet of my coffee table.

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This...seems to be inducing a visceral reaction from me...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 4 points 7 months ago

Eh not too bad, altho that really is how I'm feeling after seeing OP's post's image.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Satire or Satyr?

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[–] Toes@ani.social 1 points 7 months ago

I disapprove 😦

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Will it solve the kicking pain issues?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world -5 points 7 months ago

Looking at this my first though is that you can fucking sell anything in this country which I guess is a confirmation of how many dumb people are out there. Second thought is it reminds me of those old magazine ads for X ray glasses. I can only imagine how much money the guy who thought up that scam made. And how many teenage boys saved up their allowace for months to buy them.